Permanent Patient

Now, usually I don’t do this, but uh
Go ahead and remove my catheter so I can give a little preview of my generation

Now, I’m not trying to be cruel
But when you’re boozing like you do
They should come as no surprise
The bodies floating in the pool
That’s why I’m taking no chance
Pre-order me an ambulance
You must be into S&M
The way your feet are full of glass

Then I fall as I puke, puke
And I lie there and bleed, bleed
Trapping my head in the door
As I seize up on the floor
I’m swimming in piss and more

Now I’m a permanent patient
Financial drain on the nation
I need breathing apparatus
Don’t skimp on heart medication
Necking down twenty ales
So what if my liver fails?
It’s a freaking Tuesday
Who needs a whole brainfull of cells?

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Ouch ouch ouch (my blood hurts)

No vitamins seen in these unnatural flavours
But shit is strewn everywhere
As if we were out in nature
We’ve got boredom on my left
Wages on my right
We bring ‘em both together, make a profit tonight
Then after the show it’s the hospitale
Emergency bypass means the night was gnarly
The doctors can’t always save everybody
Let’s take this one straight to the mortuary

Then I fall as I puke, puke
And I lie there and bleed, bleed
Trapping my head in the door
As I seize up on the floor
I’m swimming in piss and more

Now I’m a permanent patient
Financial drain on the nation
I need breathing apparatus
Don’t skimp on heart medication
Necking down twenty ales
So what if my liver fails?
It’s a freaking Tuesday
Who needs a whole brainfull of cells?

With thanks to Robert Sylvester Kelly

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